Have you ever seen a dancing spiderman before ??
I bet you haven’t seen one that dances like this:
And definitely not like this:
In-case you are wondering, no its not me in the suit.
Its my mate Dave the fireman (yes a fireman!).
Tonight, Matthew, I wanna be – A Dancing Spiderman ?!?
WAWAWEEWA, NIIICE, I LIKE.
YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM TO LIKE NICE RAPINGS OF SLUT.
Obviously, its me. Nice one, links to my Spiderman escapade, very nice!
You need more things on your site, like instructions on how to use a magical beam formed inside a tramps lung to lift mouse droppings from the bottom of an offie shop floor. That would get hits, it’s nailed on mate.
Bye for now an ting
Rt Rev. Cuthbert Bartholomew Windsor-Farquar Flynn bsc. bma. abc. raf. bbc. lapd. fbi. usaf. nasa. gner. zebra. canoe. gnu. me shoe.